Fairway Hazard

[Alan]

On the Caralan Golf Course

[loose cannon]

How many roos are there?

Fore!

[Alan]

But no birdies

[sejac]

How can a little flag be a hazzard?

[seaslug]

Hell... I wouldn't like to putt on that anyway!

[P Plates]

There's a couple of golf courses around here where roos become a hazard - guess those greens are too inviting especially in dry weather.

[millicat]

The groundskeeper should be sacked.

[Alan]

I'll have a word with him

[inapickle]

The roos are the greenkeepers. Don't shoo them away!

[Sully]

A show of great force
The roos on the course

That's a display!

[Alan]

When playing a round
and the roos abound
It's time to claim your bisque

http://golf.about.com/od/golfterms/g/bisque-golf-game.htm