Seascape photography lesson

[sejac]

From Bella ......

Alan says this place is dog friendly, so here goes ....

It is well known here that Charles is absolute rubbish at Landscapes and/or seascapes. He basically has no idea - much like the rest if his life.

Well, I couldn't let him make a fool of himself any longer, so the other day, I gave him a few photography tips, to help him out.


Here is an example of the sort of rubbish he does. A nothin' image, no interest, no color, no composition. Nothing to grab the eye.





Here is a similar shot, but this time, it's a complete masterpiece. No argument. I am open to offers over $1m.




Yikes, what's going on here!!!!




I'm gonna d r o w n!!!!! What's he doing to me?

[Ozzie_Traveller]

G'day Charles

W-e-l-l matey .... I reckon that you're missing something here - where's Bella's fishing rod??
Ya orta know that if ya gunna get all wet 'n stuff - ya gotta at least try to catch somefing

However, maybe the photos do show a slight "improvement" as time goes on

Phil

[sejac]

Thanks for the kind comments Phil. I'll pass it on to Charles.

I want to do more fishing, but Charles wont let me as he is worried that I will become shark bait myself. He worries all the time about something. Poor Charles

[wacko-ocker]

From Bella ......

Alan says this place is dog friendly, so here goes ....

It is well known here that Charles is absolute rubbish at Landscapes and/or seascapes. He basically has no idea - much like the rest if his life.

Well, I couldn't let him make a fool of himself any longer, so the other day, I gave him a few photography tips, to help him out.


Here is an example of the sort of rubbish he does. A nothin' image, no interest, no color, no composition. Nothing to grab the eye.





Here is a similar shot, but this time, it's a complete masterpiece. No argument. I am open to offers over $1m.




Yikes, what's going on here!!!!




I'm gonna d r o w n!!!!! What's he doing to me?

I'll make you an offer...
keep the poodle and pay me $600.00 and I'll take of your hands........hehehehehhe
yes Bella makes the photo !!!!!!!!

[seaslug]

Should have done something about those nasty human footprints though.

[Alan]

As usual Bella, you understand the importance of poodles in pictures.

Such a shame that you not only have to educate the elderly and vague, but also have to suffer potential drowning for your trouble.

I'm sure the inclusion of his footprint must really upset your artistic sensibilities too.

I know you have the RSPCA on your speed dial, so your tolerance and patience here is commendable.

As an aside - just wondering what you are wearing? Did Charles chose that too?

Good luck ( btw do you know anything about mobile phone location tracking apps ...)

[sejac]

Should have done something about those nasty human footprints though.

Thanks Greg. Charles has giant feet, as you can see.

[sejac]

I'll make you an offer...
keep the poodle and pay me $600.00 and I'll take of your hands........hehehehehhe
yes Bella makes the photo !!!!!!!!

Charles says I'm priceless, so $600 does not cut it. Does not come close.

Thanks for the kind comment about me Rod.

[sejac]

As usual Bella, you understand the importance of poodles in pictures.

Such a shame that you not only have to educate the elderly and vague, but also have to suffer potential drowning for your trouble.

I'm sure the inclusion of his footprint must really upset your artistic sensibilities too.

I know you have the RSPCA on your speed dial, so your tolerance and patience here is commendable.

As an aside - just wondering what you are wearing? Did Charles chose that too?

Good luck ( btw do you know anything about mobile phone location tracking apps ...)

Thanks Alan. I knew that you of all people would understand. I've admired your seascapes for a long time, poodles or not. I can't believe I just said that!

Charles makes me wear a harness for the lead, as he says I slip off the ordinary collar too easily whenever I feel like it, like when I see a dog that needs sorting out, which is most of them, except the big ones.

Oh yes, I'm an expert on mobile phone tracking apps. I'm writing a new improved one at the moment. PM me if your pooches, I mean you, need help Alan.

Bella

[loose cannon]

From the cat next door to Mick's place.

The photos are rubbish. Tell the dog to get a haircut.

[sejac]

GGGgggrrrrrrrrr!

[P Plates]

Oh Bella you have true super model qualities - managing to sit there even threatened by the incoming wave and suffering the strong wind ruining your beautifully coiffed hair - well done. You are right about your presence lifting this seascape quite a few notches. Good luck trying to train your human - our canine family members are still trying to as well.

[sejac]

Oh Bella you have true super model qualities - managing to sit there even threatened by the incoming wave and suffering the strong wind ruining your beautifully coiffed hair - well done. You are right about your presence lifting this seascape quite a few notches. Good luck trying to train your human - our canine family members are still trying to as well.

Thanks for the kind words P Plates.

You have grasped the situation very well. Charles is very hard work, there is no doubt about that. Almost impossible to train, but Elizabeth and I are working on it.

Good luck to your pooches with their training.