What do you call a one legged - one winged Currawong?

[Alan]

[sejac]

A Curra-one-leg-one-wing-ong?

No need to thank me!

[Alan]

Happy New Year Charles

Was one of your New Year resolutions to bring a bit of ratbaggery back to the forum?

We can only live in hope.

No one knows what his real name is of course.

But I think it might be Col'n

[loose cannon]

Lucky? (well, somebody had to say it)

[Toddyh]

Don't know his name but if he was hitch hiking I'd tell him "hop in mate. You look armless"

[avkomp]

lucky does seem appropriate

[Alan]

Thanks for playing along

In case you were worried - his other leg is outstretched under his wing having a scratch - but you knew that..

[Phoenix]

Call him whatever you want, with those disabilities, he still won't come.